Kuroshitsuji and Frozen crossover
It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision
do this for me to show u care
this situation is so scary. someone’s life can depend on a phone call
i remember this. i didn’t want to believe he took his life. i kept calling and calling but no answer…
this is probably the scariest thing I’ve ever had too do.
This is one of the scariest situations I’ve ever been in.
I’ve been on both sides of that phone call, I’ve called someone crying begging them to answer because I didn’t want to lose them, and I’ve called someone begging them to answer because I needed them, I needed someone to answer and remind me that someone cares enough about me to answer a phone. And when no one answers, no matter what side of the phone you’re on, you die inside.
if u can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what u just said then we can’t be friends
me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn
things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with
things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus
mom: so how do you know this person?
me: *struggles to come up with plausible fake story instead of saying “on the internet”*
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day
I also found the best Christmas wrapping paper ever!
I need it